- Watch movies at home or at any theater
- Call friends and renew ties
- Clean the windows, doors or places that's normally left out
- Buy and stock all provisions for the week
- Pay all credit card bills on time
- Pay rent & pay wages to maid
- Visit local events/exhibitions
- Visit local friends/relatives
- Got to a local club and play snooker or play badminton
- Make love to your partner or have phone sex or flirt
- Visit any malls and spend wisely
- Go to coffee day and spend an hour with a 45 rs coffee
- Go to commercial for window shopping
- Visit some lake side and spend some time enjoying the wind
- Got to Lal Bagh and sleep in the green grass
- Got to a nearby pub and enjoy a chill beer
Saturday, July 31, 2010
Holy Saturday!
Friday, July 30, 2010
Bank Teller
Inside the bank I filled the pay-in-slip and stood in the queue. It was by 10:10 when the lady came in her counter. I know few ladies in this bank by looks. There r two female who are fair, smart, sexy and over smart.
What thought crowd over you while you wait for your turn? Do you use it productivity to think of something, or waste on such sensual or wandering fetish thought on a beautiful stranger?
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
Why Women's Changes her Mood
How often have you felt in this miserable situation. I've been through many such scenario leaving me foul mouthed, dejected, feeling low about myself, contempt at my inability to arouse interest in women.
Pin Your Thoughts
Absolut weather in Bangalore. After the scorching heat of May, july has presented us a beautiful climate. In this climate I love to sip hot tea and coil in a fetus position. But sadly, life has not given me the luxury of staying too long in my wrought iron bed. I've my credit cards to pay, I've to support my Mom and provide to my low-maintenance wife. All this and my pursuit of happiness pushes me to clock in the sterile and impersonal working space.
Few years back I used to dream of working in a similar cubicle space. But years of working in such place is becoming less appealing. So, how do you make the little space interesting and personal.
Some colleagues pin their fav Gods, some scenic places, place some bunnies or stress busters at their desktops.. What about your husband's/wife's/girlfriends pic …. Well, I don't see that in Indian work stations.. Does Indian consciousness stop you from flaunting them...
Question to you.
How do you leave a personal touch to your working space? Here're are few options that came to my mind:
- Pin a Pic of your pet/spouse
- Post a pic of your dream
- Place a quote
- Paste a poem
- Magnetic buttons
- a naughty line
- Pin a smiling pic
- Keep trinkets
- Put something that makes you laugh
- something that makes you thinks
- Something sensual or arty
- Anything related to your work
- Extension numbers
- To- do- list
- quote
- a poem
- a naughty line
- humor image..
- Something that makes you laugh
- something that makes you thinks
- Something sensual or arty
- Anything related to your work
- Extension numbers
- To- do- list
Monday, July 19, 2010
Why travel alone?
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Mid week Madness
Merry Merry Men
Tuesday, July 13, 2010
Women with Glasses
Is it b'cos they give an air of not being approachable?
Or give an air of superior being with all their literary wealth?
- For few men, glasses added another layer of beauty to the woman
- For some they make you look more mature and smart.
- One thought it must be that old librarian/school teacher fantasy but some women just look so much hotter wearing them
- I like when a woman who wears her glasses, and with the high heel shoes to.
- Nothing is sexier than looking down and seeing a woman put on her safety glasses.
- Omg yes! Women who wear glasses are definately sexy... Of course they must "suit" her....and not just any old glasses. I like an intellectual woman. (smart, but not smart alec)...lol
- Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses. (Dorothy Parker)
- I will admit I have
- not found all women who wear glasses as sexy.
Monday, July 12, 2010
Ladies @ Church
Sunday, July 11, 2010
Before We reach for the Moon!
India is in the league of nations capable of exploding N-bombs, sending big satellites, and now we talk of reaching the moon. All these tech growth and IT boom look cool in paper. But what’s the sloppy side with Indian life…
Infrastructure Bottlenecks
Roads, judiciary, police, govt administration, power are in shambles. In 6o years, what have we achieved in those fronts. Do we have a real plan of action for the next generation. We streach everything to the last minute(like me) and out of sheer necessity try to come with a half-backed solution.
Today on a wonderful satruday, electric supply was intermittently going out. What a terrible waste of time, effort and efficiency.
Why can’t there be reliable power? Or at least have a proper time for power cuts. In Bangalore, I dread every big rain, as it can cause power issues.
Yesterday was no exception, the power which went around 4:30 came by 10:30.
I feel so frustrated that I can't do anything abt it. Literally at the mercy of the power providers. All the IT companies or even small biz can't survive in India without their own power back-up.
Now there's something possible. I too can buy on gen-set or inverter to light my house but with my budget I don't think that's happening.
Those of you, on the greener side of bank balance should take this as a priority. Fix inverters and get uninterrupted power without BESCOM's help. Or you install solar power. I had the plan to buy a small solar panel at least to light a bulb
And if you're too generous or high on savings you can provide me an alternative arrangement, or buy stand-by power to your parents home.
Light their lives.
Friday, July 9, 2010
Women @ work.
I work in a team of 20+ men & women. Out of this 12 are the fairer sex (lucky me). You can image all the shapes and sizes, and colors of these broads from all sides & corner of India. Our tech crew is lead from the front by a spinster in her 30’s. She is one of second most arrogant women I’ve worked with . call her nasty bit**, who eats my head with her distrust on my work.
I’ll talk more about her in another post.
From the outside our team looks united, colorful, and vibrant. But, coming closer u can find the divisions, petty ego thoughts, compatility issues and I’m-the-best-kind –of-attitude.
Sometimes I don’t feel like running away from work, but can’t it’s a bread & butter issue.
I feel more threatened by the women in the lead than with the guys. Why have the tables turned to this way? Has women taken over men? Are they too competitive? Are they trying to prove too smart beyond what they are?
Yes, women are smarter. They are articulative, they communicate well, and have patience to sit at one place for a pretty long time. Something, which I find too hard.
Each day I find each one in a different mood. Why do they have such mood swings? It is the moon phase, the menstrual phase.
One day, Brinda talks so well to me, next day she is in her own world. Other day, Lakshmi, the pump Andra girl with big ass was discussing freely about her house hold chores but next day she was ignored me with her busy texting …
Despite all these swinging moods, women is a good companion, gives that feminine beauty at work place. Sometimes they show their tender side, and I love to hear them confide of their mother-in-law issues etc…
Few random questions?
How do you feel about the women from your work place?
Are they willing to share or teach all they know?
Do they hold back their knowledge?
Do you have good women friends at your work place?
Or you stay away from opposite sex relationship
Welcome Rain
Page 3 Bangalore
Every day Times of India flashes socialites in their supplement. I make sure to check it out everyday. U wonder why? Did I scoop down to see the latest trendy fashion or to see the movers and shakers of this city? WRONG.
Love is just outside the fish bowl
Life in metro is synonym with parties, meeting, drinking etc. Yes, if you're in their mailing list, you too can run shoulders with the trendy, flashy, intellectual and most happening folks from Bangalore.
But for most middle-class folks like me, we're left to battle our life between work and home, leaving no room for such social mix.
Are you one of those page 3 kinds? Or just another soul like me meandering for love, affection and attention.
Yours in page 3
Wednesday, July 7, 2010
How to touch a women in a pub!
Or it just depends on your mood?
Friends, Friends!
Corporate life in Bangalore hasn't given me a single friend. All of us leave separate lives and there's no connectivity during weekend. Busy existence with their own gigs & worries. I just wonder abt their personal life?
Yogic Distractions
Fishy habits
How optimized are you?
You can optimize your diet - lose weight and gain muscle
You can optimize your sleeping patterns - Get forty winks & relax more
You can optimize your thoughts - meditate & think sharp
Family + Food = Happiness
Tuesday, July 6, 2010
How often does a married man give his wife?
Do not Try this at HOME
then raises the girl's leg and puts it on his shoulder...... Waheguru!
Can't imagine my wife clasping coconut tree.... hee...he..he..
Swing Charles!
Trail trip
Two beautiful Country Chickens
I had to wait for 20 minutes and I don't mind with these damsels..
You can read
Watching them makes the time go by, at least when you're asked to wait, wait and wait....
Are men more promiscuous than women?
Egg shell of Embryo
Garib Rath from Kerala
I'm not good with bargaining so I leave the arena and go out to one lonely corner, hoping to catch the attention of any good Samaritan auto fella. But, even after waiting for 30 minutes there's No luck. Just me, and my two over grown bags.
why did I get rich? well that's for another post!!!
Let's Unleash
Any thoughts, shoot me a mail at swingchargles@gmail.com or call me up.